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Snitches get Kittens

a slang term describing snitching in Alaska. Per the History channel's gangland show, gangs in Alaska have zero reprecussions for snitching. In fact the Alaska gang landscape has been described as a "snitches paradise". In normal rhetoric the phrase snitches get stiches is used to describe the view most gangs take on snitching. In Alaska the phrase Snitches Get Kittens is more apt to be used in describing the attitude that gang members take toward snitching. Because gang members are not likely to retaliate for snitching, a basket of kittens, or just kittens will be used in the common phrase in place of stiches to describe the rammifications for informing on their gang member brethren.

Also- a flag football team know for their creative website and offensive antics often using violent maneuvers to defend their turf. Many times employing slide tackles, stiff arms, and shoulder drops instead of simply pulling the flag.
Yo, did you talk to Marlon yet? We saw Weezie leaving the PD w/ a basket full of kittens. You think he snitched? I don't think I know he did, snitches get kittens around here, you know that dawg.
by SnitchesGetKittens August 1, 2009
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snitchez

someone who snitces o someone else. mike is a snitch. goes with the saying snitchez only live one day. stop snitchen stop lying. or you have the right to remain silent. dont be snitchen motha fucka. if ur a snitch u should die. dont disobey the code of the streets.
mike snitched on sag
mike snitched on dnat.
dont be snitch.
jamie is a snitch
stop bein snitchez
by dnat April 28, 2006
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Table of Contents

1. Intro--The Art of Snitching
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2. Before Snitching
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3-1. When should you snitch
3-2. When NOT to snitch
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4. How to Snitch
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1. Snitching is not just something you do, it is an art.
"To Snitch or Not to Snitch" a great one once said
Snitching is basicly telling on someone, but with this guide you will learn how to snitch REDEFINED!
Snitching is telling on another person. Telling another person who cannot do anything about it or does not have high authority does NOT count as snitching.

2. Before Snitching, always make sure you have a comeback incase a counter snitch ( in that case when you snitch on somebody they snitch back) a back up plan and ALWAYS know the consequences of snitching.

3-1. When should you snitch? Well you ONLY snitch during the following:

-when something SERIOUS happens (sometimes even with friends...) eg. someone got stabbed
-when someone snitches on you, you are entitled to 2 free snitchess to the same person.
-when the person does a DICK move to you
- when a person breaks a formal agreement or deal
- if someone has stole something over the value of $5 from you, if someone else, you may tell them but in that case they will have to snitch not you, or else you will be the bigger snitch

3-2. When NOT to snitch (below)
-When someone steals something less than $5 you should not snitch, but you can confront them or steal something of 1.5X value or lower
- NEVER snitch when there is a little friendly prank, or just a casual fight (but you may get revenge)
-When a friend snitches on you, you may call them a snitch for a day or two but NEVER snitch back on them.

4. HOW to snitch, now here comes the art of snitching
To Snitch, sooner or later you know the victim will find out. but you should try to conceal it and have less suspiscion every time you snitch. Try to snitch when the person is away and then go. and do not EVER let the person interrupt while you are snitching because.
A. they can counter snitch, or tell their side of the story
B. After you are done, they will do the same to you

In Conclusion i do not prefer snitching myself unless it is a major cause. Snitching is a great power, and when there is great power it takes great responsibility. (Spiderman 1)
To Snitch or Not to Snitch?
That is the Question
For me to know.
and You to answer.
the fate is yours.
by xXNoobskiXx September 11, 2009
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snitch

To tell for 'justice'
I snitched so the authorities could bring the apprehenders to justice
by JSoJ December 28, 2009
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snitchy

yoooo what up snitchy?

yooo wat up big snitchin?

yoo snitchy, have a piece of pie.

yooo you snitchy grimy a$$ mothasucka
by sudaku May 24, 2010
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Gene Snitsky

Gene Snitsky’s debut on Sept. 13, 2004 In what was one of the most controversial match WCW/WWE history.

Snitsky is Americas NEW hope!!!!!
It wasn't my Fault.....
by fightinggato October 6, 2004
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snitch

a bitch ass fool that needs to die cause they couldn't keep they mouth shut.
Snitches are like fishes if they wouldn't open their mouthes they wouldn't get caught.
by Blood killa12 January 12, 2009
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