Skip to main content

snowmageddon

an extremely violent snowstorm, one that prohibits travel, cancels classes, shuts down airports, and doesn't allow you to step outside your front door
It's not raining men, it's just snowmageddon!

No, it's not just snowing outside, we've been caught inside snowmageddon.

I could make it to the movie if snowmageddon wasn't turning my house into a private island!
by dinkyandboomer March 12, 2010
mugGet the snowmageddon mug.

Snowman

The act of a male ejaculating onto a female's stomach, and then immediately scooping it off with your hand and slapping her in the face with it.
I just Snowman'd his girlfriend.

Apparently you can get arrested for Snowmaning some bitch.

I Snowman'd that whore and she started saying Happy Birthday as I ran out the door yelling I'll be back again some day!

You got Iced! Snowman style....

Here comes Frosty's magic juice!
by MayorDoo December 3, 2010
mugGet the Snowman mug.

snowman

A particularly jolly man, made of snow, tends to dance with small children. goes by the name "Frosty" and resemles the Michelin man, but without the massive amounts of rolls.
*small children* "hey, it's frosty! let's go dance!" *mother* " isn't that the guy that sold us our tires?"
by Alison faith May 21, 2005
mugGet the snowman mug.

Frosty the Snowman

1.)When you create a snow penis and fornicate yourself with it.

2. When you fuck a girl in the snow and bury her ugly face in it.

3. When you make a hole in the snow and fuck the hole...with ur teeny weeny.
1.Jaime: bro, last night it snowed, i couldn't believe it so i got up and had a frosty the snowman!
Wheels: NICE!!

2. Randy: Dude, how was ur date last night?

Tyrone: Aww man, did you see the blizzard outside. She thought it would be cool to get a frosty the snowman!

Randy: You sick fuck!

3. Do you like Frosty the snowman?! The cartoon? How old are you?
by Tsunami Jaime February 24, 2008
mugGet the Frosty the Snowman mug.

Snowmanning

When you cum on woman's breasts and then feed her a carrot.
I'm running out of carrots because I keep snowmanning all these hoes.
by smokecloud March 16, 2017
mugGet the Snowmanning mug.

snowglobe

Verb: To cockblock.
Verb: To block possible action from happening by hanging around a girl or guy so others cannot approach and/or feel uncomfortable or uncertain when asking him or her out, getting their number, or calling them after the fact.

This is a term that can be used around parents and in public. It doesn't sound disgusting and vulgar as the normal term for this action.
Don snowglobed Dennis so Laura was never called.
by Snarkymonkey April 28, 2006
mugGet the snowglobe mug.

bloody snowman

A man shoots a load on his partners face. Then procedes to punch him/her in the nose making them bleed over the snow, hence, the bloody snowman.
I broke up with Julie by giving her a bloody snowman, I don't know if she got the hint.
by Mr. James westphal November 25, 2007
mugGet the bloody snowman mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email