scooper

A desperate lady who sneakily attempts to scoop up her male partner's ejaculate after he has come (on breasts, into condom, wherever) and insert it into her vaginal opening in an effort to enduce pregnancy.

I was dating Kate for a couple of months but then she started getting really clingy and talking about babies and shit, turns out shes a bit of a scooper!

by Vigie May 30, 2006

snooter

1. A stinky, nasty cooter. 2. A big mean bear.

"Man, your mom has a snooter" Also, "Man your mom's ol' Snooty sure stinks"

"That big hairy snooter mauled me in the forest!"

by Ryan Payne January 3, 2008

Snooter

When someone's having sex and gets up to let the cat out and some gloop falls out of her vagina onto the cat's back

"Oh no, I just snootered all over Fluffy"

by Sarah Palin!!! October 28, 2008

Snoozer

A person who is a loser because they are always snoozing.

Robby is a snoozer. He slept until 4 PM on Saturday and missed all the fun.

by Jesse Brede January 13, 2009

snookered

Up shit creek without a paddle.

by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

snooger

a snotty booger that is frequently eaten by little kids or are hidden under thier parents pillows.

Scenario 1.
mom-"ewh! jacob! you left a snooger under my pillow!

Scenario 2.
son-"aye anoyone got a ttissue"
dad-"no, why???"
son-"i got this huge snooger in my my left nostrile!"
dad-"sorry, you should stick it in the right one :)"

by rebecca lynn sally bob word sm July 26, 2009

Snooger

Blowing a shit in a Muppet's face.

Ralph was irritaed with Grover's behavior, so he gave him a snooger.

by Billigus August 28, 2006