snarkmeister

Someone who is overwhelmingly snarky by nature.

Gary Clark is the ultimate snarkmeister, he feels compelled to make snarky comments at every turn.

by esqdahumpalot October 1, 2012

Snarkling

To lick the man's boys while stroking the shaft thus giving the appearance that one is snorkeling.

The lady almost drowned while snarkling her man.

by Gasser December 25, 2014

snard

that snow booger of snow that accumulates in the wheel well of your car in the winter.

"Hey Joe, could you kick that snard off my tire?"

by CraigH November 30, 2005

snarky

Basically acting like someone PMSing and bitching about everything.

Mom was being pretty snarky about giving us a ride. She could have been a little nicer about it.

by Fifty September 3, 2005

Snark

Snark: (noun; can be used as adjective, snarky or verb, to snark/snarked )

1. Irritated verbal response to aggravating stimulus;

2. The experience of being in the mood to snark someone;

3. Having been subject to a snarking, or giving one oneself.

That LJ group sucks. All they ever do is snark at people for no reason.

Everyone\'s pissing me off today so I\'m in a realy snarky mood.

I can\'t believe that girl snarked me for supporting (insert political party)!

by RedCrow108 April 26, 2005

snard

A person who farts in the bathtub then concentrates on biting the bubbles...

That snard is like KSTI (king shit from turd island).
He thinks his shit doesn't stink but his farts give him away.

by policeman 99 January 26, 2012

Snark

A person obsessed with smelling women's bicycle seats. Usually male.

"That guy is seriously a snark."

by snarker69 July 10, 2009