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shaffting

shaffting is basicly another word for boneing or shagging
bill: how was last night
tom: pretty good me and maria had a great shaffting session
by joskin 101 June 7, 2009
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saffing

Acronym meaning the state of mind that goes along with wearing shorts and flip flops (i.e. acronym is for Shorts And Flip Flops). It's a state of happiness, of being free, a relaxed state of mind. One in which you walk slowly because you're in no rush to get anywhere, and the air around you is comfortable. It is completely understandable for one's goal in life to be saffing for as high a percentage of time as possible.
"So what are you up to?"
"Just saffing down on the boardwalk, checking out the waves. Man I love summer."
by goldenbear26 February 3, 2010
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shaffina

Shaffina the sexy beautiful qomen who can take care of macimum or 6 children including her hasbaaand
Oh i want to be like shaffina im sexy
by Shaffina mum January 5, 2018
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Shnaffle

A myla Hugo shnaffle bit of Howard and ur shnaffling me chavy
He is such a shnaffle
by antsondruga April 11, 2021
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Safford, Arizona

A tiny town infested with Mormons and racist neckbeards. Safford, Arizona is known for... nothing. There's literally nothing there. Most people who inhabit this town are really dull. This town is very un-progressive when it comes to their education and law system. You will most likely hear people of power making sexist and/or racist "jokes". Safford is also one of the top towns when it comes to meth and bed bugs.
"So, where are you from?"
"Oh, I'm from Safford, Arizona."
"Huh. Never heard of it."
by Wendy's Definitions December 3, 2021
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Penis scaffold

The act of clipping one or multiple bulldog clips onto the foreskin of a penis, acting as a source of extreme pleasure for some since the foreskin is one of the most sensitive parts of the human anatomy.
Hey baby. I wanna penis scaffold you tonight.
by marg the barge September 23, 2012
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snaffy waffy

a deviation on snafu; something that is totally fucked up but not totally unexpected

pronounced: /snaph-fee waph-fee/
usage: noun
That was some snaffy waffy shit when that little bitch got herself knocked up.
by budious February 11, 2007
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