Grape Smuggler

A man who elects to wear tight pants which are pulled up very high especially in the front. The high, tight pants causes the gentleman's genitalia to resemble two grapes being stowed in the crotch of the trousers .

Look at this grape smuggler, you can see his bag right trough his wranglers.

by Beckw/ September 26, 2008

Gum Smuggling

When a friend asks you for a piece of gum, and to avoid being asked by others for a piece you slip it under a desk, give them a high five, or a random handshake.

Paul: (whispers) Yo Don, can I have some of yr gum?

Don: (out of no where) HIGHFIVE MAN! (slips him the gum as their hands meet for the highfive)

Steven: Wow guys, that was the most poorly performed act of gum smuggling i've ever seen, btw can i get a piece?

by wheredyougo June 6, 2009

fart smuggler

a fart that is held in the bowels of your anal cavity and is yet to be released till a more appropriate time.

i saw Hudson yesterday with Josh. they looked like total fart smugglers

by MC HUDMART November 14, 2010

budgie smugglers

A pair of really tight underwear or swimsuits that accentuate a guy's "package."

The guy on the beach over there should NOT be wearing budgie smugglers with that dad body!!

by Lostin513 January 26, 2017

cunt smuggler

A bull dyke. Wants a penis but sports a vagina. Disguises her lack of man junk by wearing loose-fitting slacks.

Get over it Rosie, you cunt smuggler, you'll never be able to fill a banana hammock.

by crbrdr May 29, 2009

smuggling a yo yo

The same as camel toe or moose knuckle

Damn those girls pants are tight, she's smuggling a yo yo.

by Jesse November 2, 2003

Smugglylumpyrumpydingdonglinglonglicious

A word to describe something extremely delicious

have you tried out the new pastry? It’s so Smugglylumpyrumpydingdonglinglonglicious

Wow where did you get it?
At the new bakery around the corner, their pastries are Smugglylumpyrumpydingdonglinglonglicious

by Smugglylumpyrumpydingdonglingl November 9, 2022