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Smudged Lipstick

When a woman gives oral sex to a man after he has pulled his penis out of her vaginia during which she was on her menstrual cycle. Thus giving her what looks like "Smudged Lipstick".
What I did last night, actually. Her period ends up on her face via the man's penis, thus giving her a "Smudged Lipstick". It looks like when a woman had on lipstick buy got "smudged" or "smeared" all over her face.
by Jason Dequis January 13, 2009
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smudge

To smear, spread, or rub ones feces on the seat of the toilet after using the restroom. Whether it be by accident or purposely, the skidmark like substance left behind is to be known as a smudge.
Can you believe she smudged again?! Gross!
by Tcock March 19, 2008
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smud

the mixture of one's ass-mud with a load of hot steaming man sauce. Once the creamy chowder and ass-mud have combined and fermented over a week long span of time, the gooey, sloppy substance that is then shat becomes the ever mysterious smud.
Smud is manufactured in Sacramento, Ca.

After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.
by chad July 16, 2004
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Smudge

Smudge, or smudging is when someone takes a poo into a plastic bag and then puts it into the freezer. When the poo is frozen it is then used for bum sex.
Yeah so, I totally smudged her. I ate a big bag of nuts the day before so it had texture for her pleasure.
by Adam Daff April 15, 2011
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smuna

An adverb describing the increase physical displeasure at having a disease that is second only to Anaphalycticatardicon in its increasingly dangerous effects. Having smuna is a terrible afflication and people with the illness often appear ill, weak, pale and ghostly. Sort of like ryan sucks but worse. The only known cases of smuna have been discovered in a small town west of Melbourne, Australia. it is there that smuna has its roots. smuna frequently gets expanded to:
Super
Mega
Ultra
Nuclear
AIDS
Hey look at that bloke with smuna
Smuna makes the world horrible
I wish that guy with smuna would die
If I wanted a disease to be cool, it would definitely NOT be smuna
by honneamise December 3, 2018
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SMFDALI

(pronounced smuff-darley) Short for Suck My Fucking Dick And Like It. An extension of the abbreviation SMFD.
Boy: Hey bitch you wanna ride?
Girl: With you? No!
Boy: Hey bitch you're gonna SMFDALI.
by PozzaJ May 25, 2006
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SMUTA

Stands for "shitting me up the ass." Often used to express extreme disbelief or shock.
You say that the movie is worse than Twilight? You've gotta be SMUTA.
by nubro March 24, 2010
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