smp

Short for “Suck my pussy”

Damn he could smp anytime

by kenna72572 February 1, 2018

SMP

Smash
My
Penis

Hey boss I'm going off work for a whilec because I have to take care of my baby.

Sure that's OK.

By the way, when do i get my SMP?

Oh, I'll give you that.

"One month later and I now piss like a sprinkler, and definitely won't be having more kids."

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

Tether SMP

A Minecraft server in which your health, hunger, and XP are all tied to one other player.

"Yo, are you in the Tether SMP?"
"I built a giant Jesus in the Tether SMP!"

by Novinity April 11, 2025

SMP

S: Super
M: Macho
P: Man

Andrew Tate is just the virgin of the Chad SMP

by Tis4tru April 11, 2023

Avix smp

A cool smp with cool people

Wow avix smp is so fun!

by anongamer August 25, 2021

smp

suck my pussy

girl : i'm horny can u come there
boy : sure lol ;)
girl : smp (suck my pussy)

by frezky57920 September 16, 2020

Friends SMP S2

Survival Multiplayer Server in the hit game Minecraft, with people that are pretty cool.

"Friends SMP S2 is Awesome"

by LeCate October 28, 2022