Smoothie Hands

When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.

Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.

by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021

Smoothiral

A person who flirts with you so smoothly that they might as well be drinking a smoothie.

Jim: everyday is a date with you, ooo that was smoother than a smoothie.
Pam: damn you really are a smoothiral!

by gangstouille September 28, 2021

smoothie queef

when your smoothie blasts out the bottom of your straw, making a juicy queef sound

that was such a voluptuous smoothie queef sound that came out

by bloodyrapscallion September 30, 2021

Smoothie

When you hit the dab pen and the blunt at the same time.

*blunt in the rotation*

"yo hand me the dab pen . I'm bouta hit a smoothie"

by ERAUVirginityclub March 20, 2022

hallway smoothie

when walking the hallway of a hotel picking up unfinished cocktails set outside of rooms for room service to pick up and pouring them into a single cup.

she got thirsty on her way to the ice machine so she made a hallway smoothie.

by ghettobenzo February 7, 2010

Big Smoothie

A big smooth shaved dick.

Girl I can't wait to get him home and hop on his big smoothie.

by Big Smoothie1982 June 19, 2011

Prune-Smoothie

The act of shoving prunes into a partners anus then penetrating the anus with your member until ejaculation, after which the partner pushes out the contents into another partners mouth where they chew into a smoothie like substance then spits it back into your mouth. Where you then consume the substance.

"I'm really looking forward to my prune-smoothie after work with my boss and his wife."

by Sexual Horsemen January 14, 2015