Smirfy Doodle Head

(n.) A person addicted to the drug heroin, often referred to as a "smirf". Seeing as the drug brings you brainpower down, you are referred to as a doodle head. Bring it all together, and you have a "Smirfy Doodle Head"

"I wish I never had to deal with that smirfy doodle head robbing me to get high in the first place, he ruined my night"

by h001200 December 30, 2011

Smirnoff ice

An alcoholic beverage that Americans think is strong and Europeans/Australians have in their school lunch boxes

American: wow dude I got totally “iced” last night
Brit: what are you on about
American: you know Smirnoff Ice
Brit: ah you mean a fruit shoot

by Kieth 🍺🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 October 18, 2021

Smirkish

Means to be funny acting or to have a funny ass attitude or secondary means or arterial motive behind something

Jamie was on some smirkish shit

by Rico gwaap June 1, 2022

Guido Smirk

When a douchebag looks as though he's done nothing wrong.

"That guy just guido smirked after cutting me off in traffic!"

by m0dizzle October 5, 2012

Smircle Jerk

A group of men standing in a circle masterbating much like "circle jerk" however with this version each participant must be holding a half smile or a smirk to make things even more enjoyable.

That guy over there is lookin at me like he wants to have a quick smircle jerk, creepy

by Imbadatthis September 10, 2010

smirnoff whore

someone who only drinks cheap booze, such as smirnoff vodka, which sucks

man your such a smirnoff whore, buy something else for a change

by plalalalalalalalalalalalalalal October 27, 2008

Smirking Off

Jacking off in class to a hot chick.

Yo, this kid in class was totally smirking off to that new chick.

by Jason Pogany April 20, 2010