slump

Shitty Living Under Massive Pressure

i was in a slump for so long, it took a while to get readjusted back to life.

by al boof February 3, 2019

Slumped

(Slumped) ; Asleep, Knocked Out, Or, High.

Jason got slumped by Michel.
Kelly and Heaven Are In the room, slumped.
Diego came home slumped .

by 3y3s0nth314nd0nly__Gen4 November 8, 2023

Slumped

acronym* To be the best version of yourself, under the nost extreme circumstances.

Im so slumped, im coming up from the bottom.

by trevbbg March 8, 2024

Slump

When you're high AF and can barely open your eyes and melting into the couch

"He's all slump from just 2 hits of the kind bud"

by Papa Ski March 26, 2016

senior slump

When Miki and Imaya significantly dropped skill and choked their last season-- while watching underclassman succeed.

Miki and Imaya had a really bad senior slump at track this year!

by aszdfxcghvjbn April 13, 2019

slump jump

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.

As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".

Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS

Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.

by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009

slumped#1186

A walking W and a legendary wakano member and the most attractive member

slumped#1186 is a W

by slumped#1186 April 1, 2022