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Jackie ( The sloth )

Jackie Leigh is know to be a sloth. Tbh she looks like one but it is what it is. Legend says she photoshops her photos and I think it’s true.
kid : mommy! Mommy! It’s Jackie Leigh the sloth
Mom : yes son your right. You should stay away

It’s true! It’s Jackie ( The sloth )
by Cassandrabicch December 3, 2019
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archie the sloth

big bill: “ archie the sloth has a massive cock m8! “

massive mike: “ yo yk he’s a sloth right “
big bill: “ even better 😪 “
by bigballnboobiebetty May 27, 2021
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EBS Evil Bukkake Sloth

This Female Sloth hides Deep in the Mountains of the West Kootenays. She sneaks away from her male slaves cave nightly to galavant around the valley luring any and every cock possible to cum all over body after she is satisfied by them.
That EBS Evil Bukkake Sloth Fucked my Husband.
by Karmas a Bitch Eh February 3, 2022
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slothapotamus

a slow moving big dumb human.
a cross between a sloth, and a hippo.
"there goes Mike, that slothapotamus down the halls again."

"Thud Thud Thud" "Run for your lives! it's slothapotamus!"
by Mike Oxbig January 12, 2005
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Slothephant

A combination of a sloth and an elephant, 2 extremely tranquil animals. Used to describe an individual who is extremely mellow, or overly calm in situations that do not call for it
kid 1: Dude! You just got your ass kicked, arent you pissed?!
kid 2: Nah, its cool, I dont really feel pain, besides, they got good exercise.
kid 1: Your a total slothephant man.
by 2nd-hand Ciggs October 15, 2008
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slothfaced

To be so completely hammered that you would fuck a woman that resembles a sloth.
Jon you were so slothfaced, that chick you fucked in the butt looked like she belonged in the fucking amazon.
by Dirtydick Dumbass February 15, 2009
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slothasaurus

1. A historic mammal, generally 5'6'' 3/4 usually of Dutch decent, but also found to have genetic roots in the southern parts of America. From the latin, Slothiniusmamasaurius. Prounounced "sloth""A""saurus".

2. Also a term used to describe a person who would rather sit alone in a laundry room and stare at a wall instead of interacting with humans or animals.
1. Eg. The slothasaurus was first discovered on the grounds of Iowa's Dordt College.

2. Eg. Man, Danny was being such a slothasaurus at the barn party last night!
by supercoolkid37 January 1, 2010
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