Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
by gofvckyourself March 5, 2022

Your a slob
by Ahdbdis May 26, 2021

by ChristinaSmith November 27, 2013

a hot girl who is very messy. her room is a mess, she doesn’t pick up after herself, and she never seems put together. a very attractive woman who has a completely slob way of living.
by elizabeth2215 July 19, 2023

by Bill Beef July 4, 2025

Abbreviation for: "Serious Lack Of Banter".
A person, situation, or encounter without banter, i.e. without any jesting or amusing back-and-forth.
A person, situation, or encounter without banter, i.e. without any jesting or amusing back-and-forth.
"The party was no fun. Such SLOB."
Alice: "I talked to them for a while, but it was quite a drag."
Bob: "Oh, how come?"
Alice: "The SLOB was stunning."
Alice: "I talked to them for a while, but it was quite a drag."
Bob: "Oh, how come?"
Alice: "The SLOB was stunning."
by SadSushi August 28, 2023

I stopped by her house, and she asked if I wanted coffee. We just got Starbucks so I knew there and then, she just wanted to get tea bagged and some good slob noggin.
by SuDuName November 5, 2019
