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tickle slob

"Why did you dump him"
"Because he pulled a tickle slob on me last night and he didn't do it right..."
by TakeTheTruthBitches February 2, 2016
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slobbed nob

When the tip of the Penis is slobbered on or salvaged on
Omg Sarah gave me a slobbed nob last night man, it was good
by Fuck me in the asshole April 9, 2016
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Slob Noggin

Term used to describe the male genital organ (penis) in a derogatory fashion.
I stopped by her house, and she asked if I wanted coffee. We just got Starbucks so I knew there and then, she just wanted to get tea bagged and some good slob noggin.
by SuDuName November 5, 2019
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slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty
"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."
by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019
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Corn slob

When a feminist is chosen by natural selection to poop on your corn (penis) and/or decides to bite all the individual feces particles off of your knob.
Yo, you know that chick in our class Sallie? She gave me corn slob no cap
by IndefiniteMorrisavich March 28, 2019
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Not going to slob his knob.

Not going to entertain or pay too much attention to a man.
I know he is the prom king but that doesn’t impress me in any way, I’m not going to slob his knob.
by Harlem East June 6, 2019
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Slobbing Around Shirt

A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.

B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest

B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
by llihp notwen August 31, 2019
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