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by bradshaw is a hard kid June 4, 2019
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The Nicholas Sparks Affect

When a girl watches/reads too many compositions by Nicholas Sparks and expects every man to kiss her in the rain or send her letters while he's in another country professing his love to her.
Kiley had the Nicholas Sparks affect take ahold of her, causing her to break up with her boyfriend because he didn't randomly bring her flowers.
by meganrawr22 December 23, 2011
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slacks

when we was kids we used to play up the slacks!!!
by paul hinton December 28, 2005
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Jordin Sparks

American Idol's way of showing they're not racist by allowing an underachieving contestant win their show, only because she is black. Another thing, the lyrics of her songs do NOT fit her appearance whatsoever.
American Idol and record producers think America is going to realistically believe that a girl that looks like her is EVER going to turn down, let alone be with the guy in her "tattoo" video. No one is not buying it, and obviously no one is buying her music because her debut CD peaked at number 10 on the charts and sold a whopping 892,000 CDS. More CD's than I will ever sell. But then again, I didn't "win" American Idol.

Not only does the music industry push her because of her skin color. Her vocal range is as flat as Paris Hilton in the song "No Air."

I'm not gonna lie. I can't stand her as long as the 15 minutes she is around for. I do wish her all the success in the world and I'm totally glad she won American Idol and all, but she just doesn't cut it for me.

Only thing going for her is she is the daughter of an ex-New York Giants player back in their shitty days in the mid-late 90's
Even though I'm not shallow. I know the difference between Carrie Underwood and the 6 foot juggernaut Jordin Sparks telling me I have to take "One Step At a time" to be with her.
by ryu lee October 20, 2008
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Smarks

Smarks is the abbreviation for the two words stretch and marks. Smarks is often used in reference to fat people and their loose skin.
Hey Xullios, nice smarks you fatty.
by austin fite April 14, 2007
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Sharks

Sharks - Brilliant. Everything else including Nazi's - Rubbish.
Child: Hey! That slide was brilliant.

Man: No, Child, Sharks are brilliant.
by CharltonTBurton September 5, 2011
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Sparks are Flying

When a person has such nerve that their imaginary testicles are so large they are actually dragging on the ground producing sparks.
I cannot believe he did that! He's got some balls! Sparks are flying!!!!
by Freda Peeple January 25, 2012
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