Simpicity

The degree of a male’s simp levels.

Yo dude did you see that picture of that kid and his girlfriend? What a simp lol.
Yeah bro that was some big simp energy, that rivals the simpicity of Christian!

by Sexual pear April 29, 2020

Simping

Something that you do for a girl that you don't do for your homies

Person 1: why are you simping for this girl
Person 2: because i have no life

by Urm ama July 7, 2020

simpi

jimi

jimi more like simpi haha lmao gottem

by Best Friend Jackson August 2, 2020

simpians

a Simpians is a species of human with an abnormally large penis, measuring upwards of 8 inches.

“Have you seen James? My guy is packing at least 9 inches, he must be a Simpians!”

by massivesimpians September 10, 2020

Simping

The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.

"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "

by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021

Limp Simping

To be uncool or lonely. The opposite of Pimp Chimping.

“Did you see Isla today?”
“Yeah dude, she was totally limp simping”

by apple earphones November 28, 2020

white girl simping

When a female, usually a Caucasian female, comments on another females Instagram post right after she posts in the hopes that she will comment on her post to try and bulk up her comment section.

Girl 1: omg did you see how many comments Sarah got on her last post?!
Girl 2: yeah she was white girl simping

Girl 1: makes sense

by Mikeock42069 May 6, 2020