Smear Baby

When a man ejaculates on a womans chest and she smears the sperm down to her vagina, therefore getting her pregnant and producing a smear baby.

"I was an accident." "Yeah, you must of been a smear baby."

by mwood35 September 10, 2009

smear test

The most uncomfortable thing a woman experiences in her lifetime. Medical examination of the nether regions.

Sophie: I went for a smear test today.
Tina: I feel so sorry for you!

by thetoffeechick July 17, 2014

Simere

A very attractive man with a big penis, and he would easily fuck your bitch.

“I want me a Simere”
“Right sis”

by Tina Bradley February 11, 2018

simaran

Simaran is a nice,kind caring person, but she smells like absolute shit.She always has a dog and she says that she will let you see it but she never does.She is really mean to some people, she is a big bitch but she is a loyal friend she will never tell your secret. You dont want to know a simaran.

Simaran, can I see your dog? Yes.(she didnt let me she lied)

by Emmywantsali1234 September 22, 2020

sidearse

nickname for anyone whose surname is 'sidebottom'. Sidearses usually act like total bastards, who enjoy wanking off over old men and little children.

ewwwwwww, that dirty sidearse is havin' a jizzy wank over those kids!

by ginner91 May 29, 2007

Red smear scrawls

Graffiti one writes on bathroom walls after spending too much time on the toilet.

Some of the red smear scrawls in the men's room is quite amusing.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

lap smear

The annual health test that every laptop should get, sometimes leading to a repair job.

My laptop is kinda choked up right now, better take it in for its annual lap smear.

by BillyBuggy April 3, 2009