Shlubism

The religion of shlubs. These obese people's religion is all about being obese and lazy. They worship lions (who sleep for 20 hours a day and have sex really often) and donkeys (this refers to the biblical use of the word "ass"). Their holy places involve tv rooms, couches and lazy boys. The population of shlubs are increasing dratically in North America (United States) and are virtually non existant in other continents. Congradulations! you know what shlubism is!

"I'm going to go worship mules on my couch," says Charles.
"Oh. You must be a practicer of shlubism," says Ranger F-C.
"Yes I am!" says Charles

by Ranger F-C April 12, 2007

shlumpin

It can either be eating or describe what is being eaten. If something is shlumpin than it is very desirable and delusions. If you are shlumpin it just means you are eating. You can also use the word as shlump also in reference to eating.

Dude we really need to go get some shlump. Man those ribs were so shlumpin.

by Phlop July 25, 2007

Shlucock

A crusty wart on your pussy.

Pretty simple example here kiddos. Shlucock=Big Matt

by R. Dex September 13, 2007

shlubble

being bored in key skills and making up words!

i shlubbled the word shlubble in key skills : )

by shlubble December 31, 2007

shlumpence

to describe the cost of something with little value.

you tight bastard Steve, that present must have cost you shlumpence!

by shlumpmeister Steve June 19, 2009

Shluffin

Dancing like a muffin

jessica curry being a muffin and raising her arms like a muffin rising while repeating "muffin raising" and that the shluffin dance

by bushypants69 June 20, 2009

Shalure

Most Awesome Healing Druid ever.

No one died, our healer was Shalure.

by Dariella February 5, 2010