shredded

Getting so absolutely fucked up on a night out that your life expectancy is reduced by at least 10%.

Usually involves drinking a whole slab of beer, accompanied by a few extra goodies.

"Boys let's get absolutely fucking shredded tonight, I don't want to see tomorrow"

by bigtiddies January 18, 2022

shudderstock

Everyday dating app images of unappealing people and their unappealing personal lives.

Nothing on Tinder tonight but shudderstock of greasy haired, dead-eyed mouth breathers in sad bathrooms.

by SweetMollyMalone December 11, 2021

shielders

n. People who fearfully hide from the dangers of the world, often by taking sensible precautions.

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Hey! You shielders can come out now. We facers have faced down the plague and the sickened remnants of our brave band are ready for your well-reasoned care.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

Shredded bread

Shredded bread refers to pasta or noodles. Because the process of making its like bread! But they just shredded it to call it noodles or pasta !

I would like to have some shredded cheese with my shredded bread please!

by PEGU1NPIE April 10, 2022

Shredded baerf

What bitches become when they keep crossing the evocative lines that lie clearly infront of their blind 𝓸𝓳𝓸𝓼 𝓭𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓭𝓪; pancake faced Britzada.

"bitches tryna turn into shredded baerf over here!"

by Yumyumsaucy July 11, 2022

Stradders

A cool dude DJ that plays some cool music on the interwebz

Ah, yes, what you hear is Stradders!

by Dltd August 8, 2022

Shredering

Verb; The act of coarse grinding of various materials (ex: wood, rock, plastic, etc)

Past tense of the word Shreder, also known as the more common spelling; shredder

The logs were shredering in the shreder

by Coffin (<Nic>) November 28, 2022