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coke shovel

Coke shovel: an abnormally long pinky fingernail, usually on a male. This long pinky fingernail is used for shoveling small hits of the narcotic, cocaine.
Ricky is whacked out of his mind, it appears he did too much digging with that coke shovel of his this weekend.
The coke shovel is a dead giveaway of a coke head.
People that state they were "packing the beak all night", may in fact have a coke shovel to go along with the bad habit.
After dropping off a #2 in the toilet, I wonder if Carlos's coke shovel gets in the way when cleaning up the mess.
by CokeShovel#1 October 2, 2013
mugGet the coke shovelmug.

cum shoveling

Noun. removal of the extant semen from the vagina/anus/oral cavity deposited during previous sessions of intercourse.

indicative of unprotected sex.

often the shape of the human penis, the glans tend to be wider than the shaft immediately proximal to it, facilitates this process.
Ben: One evening this girl came to my flat and we had sex, after we'd finished I realised I had cum shoveled her.

Mate 1: gross

Ben: I wasn't always like this, now I'm reduced to cum shoveling.
by Dr. Sexytime November 2, 2013
mugGet the cum shovelingmug.

shovel cock

A penis with an unusually large spade shaped head.
Sasha could barely handle Kenley's menacing shovel cock.
by Zlyy zlyy October 7, 2015
mugGet the shovel cockmug.

spunk shovel

used for shovelling mass amounts of spunk.
shit ive just exploded everywhere,quick pass that spunk shovel
by wistler212 April 14, 2010
mugGet the spunk shovelmug.

Ohio Shovel

The act of which you take a shit on the floor and grab your mate by the ankles like a wheelbarrow race and make them scoop it up with their tongue.
Hey baby I've got to shit, so do you wanna try the Ohio Shovel?
by Just a Random Guy April 2, 2015
mugGet the Ohio Shovelmug.

shovel of sin

An erect penis that digs into the pleasure regions.
Since they had been flirting online for hours, Alex knew that it was time for him to do some digging with his shovel of sin when he final met Mona.
by von groovy March 23, 2019
mugGet the shovel of sinmug.

Sans Shovel

OrnaBug’s Strange Duped Shovel, that has the description “have.”
Orna: “Sans Shovel, have.”
by Genevis November 12, 2021
mugGet the Sans Shovelmug.

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