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Shocker Spaniel

When your girlfriend is riding you on the living room couch, and the family dog (preferably a Cocker Spaniel) joins in by licking her taint.
My girlfriend was house sitting and wanted to smash, so I went over there. She forgot to put the dog outside. Well, we started going at it, and when she was riding me on the couch the dog got between our legs and gave her the Shocker Spaniel! I tried to kick him, but she said, “Don’t be mean to him. He’s a good boy.”
by Oona Pelota April 29, 2020
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shockadoodle

When you scare a boy so much they get horny.
Girl: BOO!!!
Boy: AHHHH brittney!!! You gave me a shockadoodle!!!!
by Babybabypoop October 9, 2020
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Shock shit

When you’re on a water slide, water goes up your bum and the shock literally makes you shit. And you have to put your swimming costume in the sanitary bin. And then date your boyfriends for 6 more years.
Wae aye man, the water went right up me bum and I did a shock shit.
by GEORDIE SHOCK SHIT March 26, 2021
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Shobha

Meaning of Shobha is beautiful, attractive. She is very energetic, adventurous, and wild. She is very courageous, wanting to explore everything and anything. She is enthusiastic and curious about life and the world. She is typically considered the “fun friend” of the group, turning the most mundane evening into something unforgettable and exciting. She tries her best to keep the mood light.

When it comes to her career, she needs something that gives her flexibility and freedom. When she feels like he’s being suffocated told what to do, she will rebel. She doesn’t like anyone who is in a position of authority not only because she enjoys her freedom, but also because she always believes she’s right. She’s the type of person to go after her dreams, no matter how big or far-fetched they might be. She is introvert and have few friends only but she is loyal beyond belief . She love animals and plants, she loves to stay in nature.
If you're name is Shobha you are a really amazing person that need a little emotional control .
▪️If you don't know any person named Shobha

▪️dude you missing so much in your life.
by Aeriii_ November 23, 2021
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shockbait

Similar to clickbait, except the text and/or image in question tries to shock the viewer with something that can easily be interpreted as NSFW, NSFL, or against TOS, but technically isn't.
Scout: *holds up magazine saying "Phild Corn"* what's this?
Spy: Oh scout, please, go fu--.
Scout: --It was you wasn't it?
Spy: No Scout, do I look like someone so immature, and degenerate as to pull something like that?
Scout: Like what?
Spy: Your mother.
*Spy pushes Scout out of his smoking room*
Scout (regaining himself): Wait! You gotta at least know something!
Spy: Scout, I'm not interested this shockbait you fell for, go bother Pyro or something...
*Spy turns around to shut the door*
Scout: Wait! What dya' mean! --
*Door slams in Scout's face*
by ToasterOven21 May 22, 2023
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Scissor Shock

When 2 girls rub together their pinks and then stick their pinkies in each of their stinkies
Suzie and I thought we were in for a regular night of scissoring, but then we stepped it up to the scissor shock; imagine my surprise when she gave me a dirty Sanchez with her stinky pinky!
by Pharm_runner January 8, 2022
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first face shock

The realization that the initial feeling of excitement and arousal was sorely misplaced as the woman turns out to be less attractive and interesting as initially believed. Very common in relationships and one-night stands and orientations for school and when women take their makeup off.
K and H experienced first face shock when they found their entering class was not as attractive as orientation made it seem.

At first I thought she was beautiful, but when I got out of prison 10 months later, I experienced first face shock.

"Last night, I would never have put a brown bag on that bitch. But this morning, I experienced first face shock!"

I spilled water over her shirt and I was in love. I spilled water over her face and I was in first face shock.
by Blow Me I'm Brown September 9, 2010
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