shlingo bingo

When you bingo your shlingo. And when you wingo your dingo.

le shlingo bingo is inside of the ding dong gong

by kangaro trainer March 22, 2019

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shlunk

giant pile of snow, dirt, cigarette butts, urine, salt, trash, dog poo, used condoms and other gutter detritus that refuses to melt. Can be cured to the hardness of concrete with a light rain. Typically found on sidewalks and blocking pathways, forcing pedestrians to risk life and limb by walking in the ding-dang street.

For the love of god, look at all this fucking shlunk on the sidewalk. Disgusting!

by boboze March 30, 2015

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Schlinky

A disgusting looking penis. It is a long worm, usually just sitting there. It looks like dead skin.

Steven was doing pushups, and his schlinky fell out of his pants.

by SoH leader December 19, 2011

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Shink

To vacate an area of space in a matter of nanoseconds or with ninja like speed. A shink is only successful when the person shinking is not detected in the slightest and makes other people believe they vanished into thin air.

Human 1: "Damn dude I've got all this paper work to finish by 5:00 but I honestly couldn't be fucked!!"

Human 2: "What are you going to do?"

Human 1: "I'm thinking I'm going to shink the fuck out of here and make up some bullshit story tomorrow on why it hasn't been finished"

Human 2: "are you confident you'll get away with it?"

Human 1: "brother please, i've been shinking since you were an itch in your daddy's pants...bye bye."

Human:".....what the,..where the hell did he go???"

by Zebrawolf55 September 30, 2011

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