Shlangdangle

When two guys who are related have a three-way with their sister.

Me and marty had a shlangdangle last night.

by TrumptyDumpty November 12, 2022

Shlang’in

To have a massive penis

Alex is Shlang’in

by NotaDomesticTerroist September 20, 2022

Schlargolupgh

A word used in place of "A big hot buff man packing major schmeat"

plural: Schlargolupghi

the police found 20 Schlargolupghi in the basement of Sheen Estevez's residence.

by Xecro December 15, 2022

Shlager

A “party” that involves dwarfs and hobbits alike that do “fun” things.

Hey you coming to the shlager tonight?

by Cuck man January 27, 2023

Shmarganphobia

The irrational fear that Gandalf will summon a small meteor the size of a pebble, which is going to hit you directly in the head at any given time.

"Gandalf Jr. has shmarganphobia"

by Kirbuff February 25, 2023

Splargle

Verb: When one or more individuals take one or more full load(s) of ejaculate into their mouth(s), then gargle it, often passing the resultant saliva/semen picture between multiple splarglers for further processing.

Etymology is an amalgam of "Splooge" and "Gargle".

Amber splargled my load with my buddy's load, co-mingling them at the back of her throat, before allowing the splargle to slough out of her mouth and down her chin and onto her cigarette-burned tits. Staci then slurped up the splargle and began aggressively splargling it herself, working up to a bubbling, foaming mess.

by SPLARGLE PROVIDOOOR February 28, 2023

shlawgblawg

combination of shlawg + blawg

tf is shlawgblawg doin

by shlawgentowski July 11, 2023