sam simmers

1. wins at tourettes
2. totally legit
3. destroys enlay prehodo at animal fights
4. disco pogo
5. innovative dance moves
6. grey shirt
7. sassy

look at you in that grey shirt, you sam simmers you!

by bestever! June 7, 2011

Shimergency

An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.

PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"

PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."

by Nick, the Mob Stopper May 19, 2008

Slimmer

Person that starts going to the gym to lose an unspecified amount of weight and has no fitness goals beyond looking better in the mirror. This person generally joins right after new years as a resolution to get thin or "slim up."

"There were so many slimmers at the gym I couldn't get on a treadmill."

by Dr. Ferndinand Kovaskis April 13, 2010

Simmerverse

Making a universe on the sims 3(not a town, a UNIVERSE!!!)

Smeek:I just made a million sections in my simmerverse!

by chikchikaroo January 5, 2011

Swimmer's ear

When you're fingering a girl and give her a wet willy with said finger(s)

Man, I'd love to give Sarah Palin swimmer's ear

by Brett Short November 20, 2010

skimmer

Navy slang for a sailors stationed on board surface ships, as opposed to submarines. Opposite of bubblehead.

Bubbleheads consider skimmers to be targets that just haven't been sunk yet.

by Ben Shofner October 16, 2005

shimmeh

PLAYBOi

GOD LOOK AT THE STUD , SHimmEH HES A PLAYBOi

by Anonymous May 22, 2003