pull a shawn

to pull a shawn simply means to ditch a friend for xbox live.

Jeff: Hey what you doin?
Shawn: nothin much
Jeff: ya same
Shawn: well, bye Jeff i'm goin to go play xbox live now
Jeff: wow he always likes to pull a shawn

by hax pex March 16, 2008

shawn simpson

The absolute baddest mother fucker on earth! Single handedly saved the world from the threat of aliens... Twice! Smashes puss and definitely doesnt suck dick. Survived being shot, stabbed, blown up, and sucked off! Class dismissed.

That shawn simpson is so cool and definitely not a bozo.

by Mutantxpit December 16, 2016

Shawn Mendes

Singer with the voice of an angle
The hottest and most muscular man alive.
Absolutely irresistible in Calvin Klein underwear.

Don’t touch his jawline, you will loose your hand. It’s too sharp.
His neck vain is always popping.

WARNING: YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE ATTENDING A CONCERT OF THIS GODDESS.

Symptoms may include: severe PCD en intense mental breakdowns.

I’m going to ask Shawn Mendes to marry me.

by Alin Lakefelt March 20, 2019

shawn iam

a motherfucking truckload of xp

I'm going to beat shawn iam's total xp.

by NotGoodAlso January 24, 2018

Shawn P

Known as the diabetic king. Shawn P was very late to puberty. He is heavily gang affiliated.

T1D is affiliated with GDKs and BDKs
Shawn p is the scariest diabetic nogga

by T1D December 5, 2020

Shawn Wilson

Shawn Wilson is a dude who is probably in the 9th grade and thinks he's super funny by using the words "Poop" and "Fart Pee" but besides that he's a pretty chill dude, also he's openly straight and likes Offensive Jokes.

Yeah, I was hanging out with Shawn Wilson, we were playing Mario Kart and he was pretty good but made super unfunny jokes.

by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020

shawn porter

Shawn Porter is a boxer who is basically jesus christ himself.

Wow Shawn Porter has a huge cock

by kuhpan January 3, 2021