Sharisse

A beautiful gal with big blue eyes and loves to have fun. She would party all night if she wasn't busy taking care of her 5 childern. She is sweet and loves everyone (when she is in a good mood). If she's not in a good mood she might just rip your head right off your body. She is the best mom in town and that's a fact.

Sharisse you're the beat mom ever

by shesha36 April 10, 2015

shard

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English sceard; akin to Old English scieran to cut -- more at SHEAR
1 a : a piece or fragment of a brittle substance; broadly : a small piece or part b : SHELL, SCALE; especially : ELYTRON
2 usually sherd : fragments of pottery vessels found on sites and in refuse deposits where pottery-making peoples have lived
3 : highly angular curved glass fragments of tuffaceous sediments

There was nothing left of the earthenware vessels except for broken shards.

by Shawn February 24, 2004

anal shard

The incorrect reading of Brooklyn Tech's "Anal's Hard" message on its Chemistry major's 2007 yearbook picture.

It's not anal shard, it's Anal's Hard!!!!!

by Techie2007 July 12, 2007

shardon

An erection one obtains upon learning that an acquaintance has shit in their pants.

Fred Durst: There's one more thing. I get shardons. I get really aroused thinking about boys kind of accidentaly you know.. shitting when they fart.

Dr. Drew: Ok, that's IT. I don't want to help OR know you anymore, Mr. Durst. Get the fuck out of my office! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!

by dadafari October 18, 2009

Shardigan

A Shardigan is a Cardigan that has a fake shirt beneath it - Very similar to a Shumper.

"Phil ? Is that a new Shirt and Cardigan you got there ?"

"Nope, it's a new Shardigan !!"

by Phil Longman March 28, 2008

shardul

Witty, intelligent person whose major problem in life is that he procrastinates too much.

Richie : ffs, I had made such a great plan for my project. But I kept stalling, and now it's submission day, and I have nothing to show.
Sam : that's sad, it seems you were too much of a shardul.

by StarkGaryen October 20, 2020

Shard

The end result of a wet fart where one will find residual turd-lets in their underwear. If not cleaned promptly, the likely outcome of a shard and impact to the underwear is called a skid-mark.

After that mean bean burrito from Filliberto's, I ripped a huge fart and when I finally got to the bathroom, low and behold I found a raisin sized shard nestled in my underwear and another one smashed in my ass hairs.

by cballznhoney April 12, 2012