B Slapped

A way to say bitch slapped without saying the word bitch.

Children say this thinking it's not going to get them in trouble.

Dad: how was school today?
daughter: it was ok.
Dad: did anything good happen?
daughter: yeah there was a fight and this girl got B slapped in the face.

by Fuzzylump March 12, 2010

cock slapped

Being directly hit in or around the face repeatedly by a dick.

Guy1-Dude are you still with your girlfriend?

Guy2- No she left me after I cock slapped the beyatch

by Porchdik2016 October 4, 2016

ice cream shopped

When a child has done something the parrent percieves as wrong. At that exact moment the parents or grandparents then tell the child that they were planning on a surprise trip to the ice cream shop. They then reveal that since the child was doing something wrong, that the child is no longer alowed to go to said ice cream shop. Now as an adult with some higher reasoning ability onc can see that the child did not have a chance in hell of going to that ice cream shop.

Tom's mother: Sorry Tom, we were going to go to buy your favorite candy, but since you broke the lamp you can't go now.
Tom's older brother: Tom, you were just ice cream shopped! Don't listen to her you were never going to go get candy, you

In this instance the kid just got ice cream shopped and the parrent was being a bitch

by Bract November 5, 2011

pear shaped

when the shit aint goin right

its gone all fuckin pear shaped!

by A_Chair_In_Hell January 21, 2004

Pitch slapped

The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.

Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?

Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.

by A.I.R July 15, 2016

gone pear-shaped

if something has gone wrong, it has gone pear shaped

shit man. I was doing so well then it all went pear-shaped

by Paul Burton June 29, 2004

cube shaped balls

used as a form of insult to the deadliest degree

"Holy fuck! Is this Italian sideburn hair?"

"You bet your cube shaped balls it's Italian!"

by Bobo Skellington June 27, 2008