Dirty seal

1. The act of straightening your hair so poorly, its almost as though you did it with your feet.

2.It's also when the texture and cleanliness of the hair in question resembles that of a dirty seal's feases-encrusted fur.

sick cunt 1- Christ did you see Mary's hair this morning?

sick cunt 2- Chaa, yeah, she's totally got the dirty seal thing going on.

by Cady XIII May 13, 2009

Land seal

It’s just a fucking dog

Me; Oh wow is that a land seal
Land seal: Yes am also doggo

by That one 🅱️🅾️I July 31, 2018

Vacuum seal

A vacuum seal is when a women is getting fucked in her anus, vagina, and giving oral sex at the same time. This is only possible with either 3 guys & 1 girl, or 4 lesbians with strap -ons.

Dude, Me, Joe, and Billy Bob vacuum sealed this one girl last night!

by Brian Begais June 19, 2008

Sejal

Cute fun girl, normally smart but also makes dumb choices at times. Has a lot of friends and a tight friend group. Gets mad easily but easy to make fun of. Sejals aren’t tall and normally ask for help when reaching stuff. Loves bananas. Sejals are often called adorable.

Wow is that a Sejal, of course it is cause she’s small!

by SportySorty July 20, 2019

baby seal

removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and banging it on their forehead

I gave my girl a baby seal last night.

by dagall September 4, 2011

seal moose

a floppy dick that kind of looks like an elephant seal's nose and a moose's face combined. This particularly happens when a guys dick gets rejected by a girls clunge.

"Dude I just got seal moosed last night."

by Elephant seal February 10, 2017

Flex Seal Liquid

You can pour this right through cracks, weather proof your house, dip your tools in this shit idk

We took this entire airboat and covered it with only Flex Seal Liquid

by SOSOOSOS June 6, 2018