Block Season

time of year when a person decides to spend indoors with their mate. This said mate is considered a block or a woman large in size. Usually lasts from October to late February in most cases.

In spring and summer months, slimmer women are preferred.
Ray: Damn homie, what's with all these fat chicks you've been dating lately?

Carl: Man, its Block Season bro. Its cold outchea... gotta stay warm, g.

Ray: Word.
by Phones Malone December 14, 2010
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Happiest Season

lesbian one: hey did you watch happiest season?

lesbian two: yeah man, i wish abby got with riley though
by elliesbrowscar December 15, 2020
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salty season

The period of time that goes by as 4 sweaty guys in a garage wait for the weekend to arrive.
Oh fuck salty season starts tomorrow doesn't it...
by CremeDeLaMeme April 30, 2022
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Seasonal Pairing

Hooking up with anyone for a short term relationship for the sole purpose of making through the holiday season without being alone.
I got no sex from my seasonal pairing but I did get a new watch.

It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.
by Eaton Holgoode November 08, 2017
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Essay Season

Essay Season is the week or so before vacation or the grade closes. The reason why teacher give so many essay during the week, is so that we go from a 93.22 to 68.23.
Mom: What happened to your grades?
Kid: Mom, it was Essay Season
Mom: What??
Kid: You know when all the teachers decide to make all their essays due on the same day.
by lily809 April 13, 2010
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Shamy Season

Shamy Season is an old tradition dating back to the 1970's, where the legendary Shamrock Shakes were born in the notorious McDonald's. Shamy Season was created to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Shamrock Shakes taste of vanilla ice cream with a dash of minty goodness. The taste of this delightful treat brings smiles to all, and brings communities from all over the world together to unite in this wonderful season.
The tradition is as follows:
Step 1: Gather friends
Step 2: Go to a local McDonald's
Step 3: Buy large Shamrock Shakes (shamers) for each one of your friends
Step 4: Enjoy
"Hey man, wanna go get some shamers at McDonald's to celebrate Shamy Season?"
by TJB1912 March 20, 2022
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Spoiler Season

The spoiler season of any story-focused form of media arrives exactly three months after the ending is revealed of said story-focused form of media. Before the spoiler season arrives, no one is allowed to discuss the endings with one another. This allows those who are not yet up to date with the ending catch up without having said ending spoiled.

The amount of time between the reveal of an ending and the spoiler season can be negotiated between friends, but is globally recognized as three months.
+ Breaking Bad finished three months ago guys. Spoiler Season has arrived!
- CRAP I HAVEN'T FINISHED THAT SHOW YET!
+ Well that's a shame 'cos *Spoiler*

+ Dude did you catch the series finale of How I Met Your Mother?
- Hey shut up! It isn't Spoiler Season yet!
by GNRlova23 April 02, 2014
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