schmoe

Nickname for people who frequent the joblo.com forums.

Schmoe #1: Are you a schmoe?

Schmoe #2: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Kite March 13, 2004

schmole

A person who smokes massive amounts of cigarettes in their house.

When I walked into my mom's house it smelt like schmoles.

by inkoluv September 8, 2007

scemo

a portmanteau of scene and emo

Scemo is just as stupid as the two groups the word is derived from! I think scenemo is a cooler term for it anyway because it uses both entire words.

by Muffin Kaleidoscope Sex Bunny January 11, 2008

schmok

Schmok means penis in Yiddish

Woah, He has a HUGE schmok

by noha2020 October 28, 2015

Schmoe-donkey

An aggressively stupid person. A true schmoe-donkey combines the hapless, clueless, luckless qualities of a regular schmoe with the stubborn, clumsy qualities of a class-A jackass.

"Who was that random guy at the party?"
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."

by Feb September 2, 2008

Schmoke

To go for a brief smoke of marijuana, commonly used when smoking out of a one-hitter/dugout or other small piece.

Matt: Yo bro, let's go for a schmoke.
Ricardo: I got 5's

by Slaiest. March 26, 2017

Schmock

A slang term for a mixture of tobacco and ground marijuana frequently used in some rural areas of northern California

"Wanna pack a schmock dude?"

by Tha [=] d0C September 15, 2018