scrunchie

A Hair Band Used For Ponytails, Mostly Used By Vsco Boys And GIrl For Their Look.

Omg She Has A Scrunchie! Shes So VSCO!

by Not-So-Popular September 3, 2019

Ankle Scrunchie

A scrunchie, or scrunchie's, worn around the ankle that is meant as a sign of disrespect to modern VSCO culture. It is counted as disrespectful because of the close proximity to the foot, which is generally a stinky body part.

One could also wipe their heiny with a scrunchie thus showing disrespect, but would be very uncomfortable.

Joe: "Hey Kyle why are you wearing ankle scrunchies?"

Kyle: "To really stick it to the VSCO girls and Candy Ken! They're right next to me smelly ooo stinky stinky feet!"

Joe: "Tight, Ima go cop some ankle scrunchies too! Screw you VSCO girls!"

by Slippery Loofa October 22, 2019

Arrrr *simultaneously scrunch nose*

An expression you can use when you're either happy or excited. This expression is usually used at your highest moment of excitement or happiness. Also used a lot when complimented by someone especially someone special.

Someone: "You look really good"
Me: "Arrrr *simultaneously scrunch nose*"

by lokloka December 15, 2018

cock cruncher

When a woman's vaginal muscles are so powerful, that after a man has finished inside her, his penis head, when removed has turned purple.

Damn, that dirty bitch I met down the docks has one crazy snapper. What a cock cruncher!

by Jimbo Magee September 28, 2007

Scrunker

To scrunk about is to mope or to be doing something you shouldnt be. When someone is a scrunker it is supposed to mean they have done something wrong but can be used offensively.

A boy throws some litter on the ground:
result: "Oi! You little scrunker!!!"

by horse May 6, 2003

scratcherton

when you mean to say scratch and your to drunk and scratherton comes out.

Dan Manning played an awesome game of pool, however is team mate Combo pulled a scratcherton on the break.

by blkfirebrd January 24, 2011

scrunchy mama

A mother that uses both silky and crunchy methods of raising a child.

See Silky mama and Crunchy mama.

She uses cloth diapers and vaccinates on schedule so she is a scrunchy mama.

by MysPris November 12, 2013