Scrumpin

Grindin Bumpin.

Also can be used to describe a state of being such as im

just scrumpin right now then I'm off to work.

chillen now = scrumpin.

Chillin out have a good time.

Just scrumpin with this chick

have sex... i was just scrumpin wit my girl.

I was scrumpin in the club.
What you doing ? ah im just scrumpin
Oh just scrumpin it up in ohio.

by seanno rounsley July 18, 2008

scrubbing it up

A phrase meaning that the person in question is watching scrubs and having a good time.

person 1 - "im bored, what you up to ?"

person 2 - "not much, im just scrubbing it up :)"

by ScrubLover August 9, 2009

Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016

scrapping the gay monkey

angrily throwing a spent rubber against the wall after it breaks during (gay)anal sex.

I was scrapping the gay monkey because it might get lost inside mikoli.

by eg562 September 14, 2009

scraping the bottom of the butter-dish

a crude way to mention female masturbation

I caught her scraping the bottom of the butter-dish

by 15152355 June 23, 2010

Scruffing

During sex, when beard stuble irritates the female's skin in special areas.

Last night Kelli and I were having sex and my two day old beard lead to severe scruffing around her neck and "other" areas.

by scruffer February 22, 2009

cunt-scraping

A term that reflects upon how totally low a person can be.

Like if you make a really low blow against another in an argument, well you'd be a "cunt-scraping."

You bitch, you cunt-scraping

can be used friendly-like: haha, ya cunt-scraping

by Nahdefinatelynot July 28, 2009