Skelching

the action of pinning shut your anus shut with any amount of safety pins.

Some of my hobbies include swimming, bowling, and skelching!

by Coi A. jordan April 2, 2024

Smelching

When you’re having intercourse and your partner sits on your face, suffocating you and killing you in the process.

When the police questioned the murderer, she plead that she was only Smelching and they let her off with a warning.

by SmelchingKing April 8, 2024

Scrotching

Scratching your crotch

Eww, stop scrotching in public

by DvB8 April 11, 2024

Squelching

when you try to edge but you accidentally start gooning instead.

Tristan Choi began to start squelching even after futile efforts.

by hejeoskdn April 20, 2024

Squelching

To squeeze one’s testicles with lots of pressure while masturbating

I need to get my daily squelching in.

by Soap_gooner May 15, 2024

Squelching

The act of cutting your own penis off while ejaculating and then subsequently eating it as if it was a twinkie.

The elder sigma was reaching the end of his days, so he decided to give squelching a go.

by OogaBoogaMan99 June 5, 2024

Squelching

The process of masturbating and ejaculating on ones own hand, such that your freshly produced semen can now be utilized as a multi purpose lubricant for many applications such as a edging session, gooning session, the batter for a fresh chicken cutlet, etc.

My step mother walked in on me performing the act of squelching and my hand and penis were covered in my freshly brewed nut.

by squelchmaster76 June 20, 2024