Screaming Seagull

When you're fucking your girl on the beach, and you pull your dick out, stick it in the sand and stuff it back in.

Did you hear her get that screaming seagull last night? Wow.

by Lemondropshotxo September 15, 2016

Reverse Screaming Eagle

The reverse of a screaming eagle where a gangbang is performed by 5 men on 1 girl.

The reverse screaming eagle is when a man has group sex with 6 females and pleasures them all at once, using 2 hands, his penis, his mouth and both feet.

The ultimate reverse screaming eagle is attained by performing the act on female members of the 1 family.

Damn, that dude is lucky getting a reverse screaming eagle from those 6 hot babes.

by Screaming Eagle Lover October 20, 2012

Attention seeking

Somebody who's more desperate than usual to get undue credit and respect.

He/she was attention seeking his/her entire life.

by Solid Mantis November 18, 2019

Attention-Seeking-Missile (ASM)

An ASM (attention-seeking-missile) is an intentional, and often desperate, attempt to draw attention to oneself by either interjecting a personal painful anecdote, faking a painful sound (coughing, sighing or panting), adding one's own comparable achievement or failure, or unnecessarily repeatedly bringing up past sufferings that turned into accomplishments.

While we were sitting around carefully listening to the story of Sam's accident, Georgio dropped an ASM about his accident that happened 15 years ago.

His older siblings kept watching TV and ignoring him while he kept dropping ASMs in the form of fake crying and painful screams.

We loved Umar's new house but Brian kept dropping attention-seeking-missile (ASM) by constantly talking about the rooms in his house and comparing them.

by cheemacs June 4, 2020

Screwing the pooch

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.

I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.

by Motorhead October 16, 2011

screaming mimis

A severe case of the chocolate sphinkter squirts.

I ate some bad oysters yesterday and woke up the screaming mimis. I thought my colon was going to fall out.

by t June 29, 2004

Screaming gopher

A team from total drama island. Y’all weird as fuck

“I want the screaming gophers to win!”
“Why are you even watching that cheesy show jfc”

by Clapwhale July 18, 2018