When you tee bag a girl reverse style with your ass cheeks on her eye sockets, and your asshole on her nose. If your lucky you'll get her nose in your ass. This way she gets to smell and taste the best a mans body has to offer.
by steve-o 1ives January 15, 2009
Get the Afghanie Shocker mug.A form of shock induced by using the Google search engine. Google Shock occurs when one types in the first few words of an innocent sentence and Google attempts to guess what you are typing by filling it in with a shockingly inappropriate and unrelated ending.
For instance, you want to type “How do I get my car to start?” in the search prompt. By the time you have typed in “How do I get my”, Google has guessed that you are typing “How do I get my sister to sleep with me?”. Shock ensues.
For instance, you want to type “How do I get my car to start?” in the search prompt. By the time you have typed in “How do I get my”, Google has guessed that you are typing “How do I get my sister to sleep with me?”. Shock ensues.
I was feeling depressed about life so I decided to ask Google “why are we here?”. I had gotten as far as typing in “why are” and Google’s first guess was that I was asking “why are black people so loud”. The following Google Shock brought me out of my depression.
by Kidels and Bits February 11, 2010
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The state a penis exists in when it has not quite reached a full erection. In this state, we must rule the penis is both flaccid and firm.
by Captain Rummidew December 14, 2011
Get the Schrodinger's Cock mug.An internet game formed a few years back. Had a great "cult" following to it. The game itself was so-so, but the people were entertaining. Very addicting. It is gone today, but it should be revived.
by Mr. Quackers July 28, 2008
Get the shockbowl mp mug.A condition seen in the male gender when his testicles physically begin to shrivel up and die, and he is unwilling or unable to make any decisions for himself. This condition occurs when a male's will and drive is overun by a female, and the male sits back and lets it happen.
Vagaphalactic Shock in action.
Foreman: Sorry guys... that was my chick she wants me to come home so we can go to garden world.
Guys: WTF!
Foreman: OMG! something is happening... MY BALLS THEY ARE SHRINKING!!
Guy 1: Holy shit!! he's going into Vagaphalactic Shock, quick get some vaginephrine!!
GUY 1: I KNEW It!! ITS VAGAPHALACTIC SHOCK!!...Hurry hit him with 200cc of Vaginephrine!!
Foreman: Sorry guys... that was my chick she wants me to come home so we can go to garden world.
Guys: WTF!
Foreman: OMG! something is happening... MY BALLS THEY ARE SHRINKING!!
Guy 1: Holy shit!! he's going into Vagaphalactic Shock, quick get some vaginephrine!!
GUY 1: I KNEW It!! ITS VAGAPHALACTIC SHOCK!!...Hurry hit him with 200cc of Vaginephrine!!
by MSD Mike July 20, 2008
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Get the what a shocker mug.The moment you realize a man's penis is either way too big or way too small for you to have sex with him.
I did really like him, but then he took down his pants. I went home crying from severe pecker shock.
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