Schrodinger's Cock 

Imagine a room with 50 men and 50 women in it. It connects to a second room through a glory hole. Schrodinger in the second room sticks his penis through the glory hole and gets sucked. Much like Schrodinger's Cat which is alive and dead at the same time. He does not know if he is being sucked by a man or woman. So he is being sucked by both a man and a woman at the same time.

Guy 1: I was so drunk last night got sucked in the bathroom by glory hole but don't remember who did it.
Guy 2: Was it a guy or girl?
Guy 1: I don't know.
Guy 2: Looks like you have case of Schrodinger's Cock.

Schrodinger's Cock by TheMenacingOctohedron May 9, 2020

Schrodinger's Waifu 

One who claims to both have a waifu decided and to have no waifu at all

My friend has Schrodinger's Waifu and he cannot decide on what to do

Person A: “I’ve come down with a case of Schrodinger’s Waifu and need help deciding on what to do”
Person B: you’re a fucking weeb

Schrodinger's Waifu by Yung Lad October 22, 2020

Schrödinger’s Insurrection 

A revolt that is both a disgraceful undercover operation by your political opponents, and also the proudest moment of your movement's history

Damn antifa storming the Capitol like that. But also, we won so hard! Stop asking me to clarify, mom!! It's like, Schrödinger’s Insurrection, okay!

Schrödinger’s Insurrection by EpicuckAntifa January 7, 2021

Schrödinger's Pussy 

Gay or not gay? If you go glory-holing, and enjoy the experience, how do you know how gay you are?

In science, there's a thought experiment called Schrödinger's Cat, where a cat is in a box with a setup of deadly poison that's 50% likely to be leaked. Without being able to test the box, you don't know if the cat is alive or dead. Although the cat can only be alive or dead, the odds are that the cat is 50% alive.

Since there's a 50% chance that there's a man on the other side of the glory-holing wall (probably really 95% that there's a gay guy, but let's say 50%), you now have a 50% chance of being gay. Does that change your enjoyment of the experience? Maybe Eddie Murphy could help elaborate.

You went glory-holing this weekend? According to the theory of Schrödinger's Pussy, you're now half gay. Does this mean that you're going to manscape only half your body? Left half, back half, bottom half?

Schrödinger's Pussy by King T July 20, 2011

schrödinger's emoticon 

An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(

The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--Schrödinger's emoticon

schrödinger's emoticon by Gx3 September 23, 2014

schrodinger's bootlicker 

Someone who wants a small low budget government but wants the departments responsible for killing and imprisoning people to be as big and costly as possible. Tells people to respect authority and comply with the law but refuses to comply with the law when they can no longer get a haircut. Tells the government not to tread on them but cheers when the government treads on people's right to peacefully protest and cheers again they tread on people's right to getting a safe abortion. Claims that they need to own a mountain of firearms just in case they need to rise up against a tyrannical government but cheers when a tyrannical government starts snatching people off the street.

My uncle complains that big government is treading on his rights because he now has to wear a mask inside of public building and that it's his right to not wear a mask even he has a thin blue line sticker on the back of his pickup but then tells me that black people wouldn't get hurt by law enforcement if they just followed the law. I'd say he is a schrodinger's bootlicker

schrodinger's bootlicker by Redman_121 August 27, 2020

schrodinger's blogger 

Schrodinger's Blogger is a term used to describe self-styled journalists who uphold little/no standards of journalistic rigour or integrity, only to declare themselves bloggers upon being challenged on their lack of professionalism.

Commenter - "With even the most basic fact-checking, you can dismiss 90% of this article. Shoddy journalism."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."

schrodinger's blogger by Ste V B May 1, 2015