cleaning his Snapple can

A euphemism for self gratification in school. Refers to the excuse a student would offer to cover for his behavior.

Kevin was cleaning his Snapple can in math class.

by MikeT2 March 28, 2011

the sampler

n. an orgy with a member of every race
n. sexual intercourse with a member of every race on separate occasions.

Last night I had the sampler but the Asian girl bitched too much.

If only I could find a Native American girl I could complete the sampler!

by Johnny Two Toes November 17, 2007

snapple

the greatest shit on earth. origin - 1992 Snapple Corp. "made of the greatest stuff on earth"

Yo dawg, your Benz is snapple!

by PIMP PHD August 6, 2003

sample

1. Sex, especially without caressing, coercion, cuddling or foreplay.

2. A piece of pussy.

3. A piece of dick.

4. A quickie.

This can also be expressed as "a sample."

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 17, 2006

snapple

An alternative to soda that bills itself as "all natural" and "made from the best stuff on earth" but counts high fructose corn syrup as "natural"

All natural Snapple, hmm. High fructose corn syrup??

by jn9 September 25, 2006

sipple

drinking from the female nipple.

i took a sipple on her tittah!

by tommy November 4, 2004

peach snapple

The flavour of a womans 'love juice'. Often used when friends are curious about the extent of a sexual relationship.

"Hey, Bob, Does it taste like peach snapple down there?"

by J34sus May 11, 2007