sammich

An easier, cooler way to say/spell sandwich.

Grandma: Holy crackers! Bruce! You’re alive!

Bruce: ‘Course I’m alive, woman. I was in the kitchen, fixin me up a tasty sammich.

Grandma: What kind of sammich?

Bruce: Peanut butter and wombat. With some pickles to give it that extra kick.

Grandma: That’s some damn fine wombat. I haven’t had wombat that good since the Alabama State Fair in 1938.

by Girl in chair.... February 8, 2007

sammich

1) Colloquial slang term for a sandwich, that is, a prepared food consisting of ingredients, such as meat, cheese, or vegetables, placed inbetween two slices of bread.

2) A sandwich specially made for a person named Sam.

3) A threesome involving at least one person named Sam.

Woman, go make me a sammich!

by Stephanie M. December 17, 2003

Samih

The best guy ever. He’s amazing. Everyone loves him. He’s so sexy, confident, smart and kind. He’s amazing at sports. He’s always been popular for the right reasons and all the girls love him. Boys Scream without the s over him ;). He can get cocky sometimes but overall he’s great. He’s the leader of the group and the life of the party. He’s your dream person

Oh my god I love Samih!!!

by -\•-•/- July 20, 2021

Tallahassee Sammich

While 69ing a girl, with you on top and your girl on the bottom, another girl is on top of you , humping your head and licking your ass

"Man, my girlfriend is so awesome, she got her friend and they did a Tallahassee Sammich on me!"

by Samuraijake January 19, 2010

Sammich

A delicious feast between two slices of bread, most preferably made by a woman.

Woman! Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!

by mble May 13, 2010

sammich

When a guy creams between a girl named Sammi's pussy lips and then eats it up.

I ate that shit up. 'Twas the best sammich ever.

by sammichmachine August 3, 2010

OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR

a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."

Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.

by weave October 28, 2003