When someone seals up their cleftal horizon, most commonly known as their "ass crack" with duct tape or any object to block any view of the cleftal horizon to where a weird liquid starts seeping out of it for someone to give it a taste.
"Damn bro, that Sex Stump looks TASTY"
"Gonna Sex Stump this afternoon. Hopefully, get some syrup out of it"
"Gonna Sex Stump this afternoon. Hopefully, get some syrup out of it"
by Udirt January 06, 2022
“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin “
“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard
“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard
by Mctut December 20, 2020
When a penis equipped person stands on a stump wearing rubber boots and places the front two hooves of a quadaped on the ground and the rear the hooves in his boots and has relations with said hot goat. 🐻😍
by TooPeaceDark September 27, 2018
Sort of like saying "wow he got shut down"
If some one is "dropping the stump" on your fun they are being a kill joy.
If some one is "dropping the stump" on your fun they are being a kill joy.
Joe ~ "Dang the cops totally dropped the stump on our party last night"
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Robert, ~ "Some day I'm going to be a millionaire and own a private Island and......"
Shalequa, ~ "Robert you can't even keep your job at BK"
Robert, ~ "Dang Shalequa, why you gotta be droppin' the stump on my dreams?"
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Robert, ~ "Some day I'm going to be a millionaire and own a private Island and......"
Shalequa, ~ "Robert you can't even keep your job at BK"
Robert, ~ "Dang Shalequa, why you gotta be droppin' the stump on my dreams?"
by Red_Mobster December 07, 2009
When a guy who's language you're trying to speak is trying to learn the same language you're trying to speak, and you know more of it than him.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
When an Apple Genius from the Apple Store genius bar does not know the answer to the question, or solution to the problem.
When you are a confused "stumped genius" from the Apple store you will most likely turn to your co-genius and reply with, "That's weird, right?"
by unsatisfied apple customer February 21, 2011