Skipper Day

Me and my mates were bored so we decided to make a special day cuz why not - The day is on the 8th of December and its when u can basically do watever u want like kicking boys in the nuts, punching anyone, flooring atleast 2 people, hitting everyone that has a new cut, shouting and being weird and wearing a mask cuz of the corona shit ;)))

'Yo, happy skipper day'

'Wat's that?'
'A special day when i can hit u and be a dumb hoe ;))'

by UrLocalMother;)) December 8, 2020

Slippery olympics

A nautical saying originating in the north east to describe various inaccuracies in mispronunciation. A colloquialism also prevalent in Cornwall and south east England, often used as slang by subtitling professionals.

The intern wrote the subtitles, there’s some minor mistakes in his work and some are so bad they should gain entry to the slippery olympics.

by Slendersunfsh February 6, 2021

piss slippers

When a cat or any other domestic animal marks its turf and said turf happens to be ones slipper(s).

“Bobby” arrived at worked and wondered why one of his shoes seemed damp inside, his reply was i am wearing a piss slippers, much to his dismay he continued on with his workday.

by Thewickedest1 October 6, 2018

Midnight stripper

Someone who manages to take their clothes of in their sleep.

“Vivian! Why are you naked!?! You are sleeping on my couch!”
“Sorry, I’m a midnight stripper. It just happens.”

by Jakemon00 January 13, 2023

stripper purse

Exotic dancers use Crown Royal bags discarded by the clubs to keep their tips, cell phone, purfume, ect., in. Typically the items are things the dancer might want while working, not stuff like a grocery list or a library book.

Dude, I found a purple bag with $300 in ones and a pack of Marlboro Lights in it when I was leaving the Booby Trap Club.

Sweet Dude! That's a stripper purse.

Cool, let's go over to Dave's and score a bag.

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Bambi at the Kitty Kat Club gives the best lap dances. I got eight in a row and she finished my off with a hand job. Now my paycheck is safely in her stripper purse. Snap!

by Sker January 8, 2008

lid stopper

When someone fills the toilet so full, that the lid will not close.

"We better go! I just left a lid stopper in the Taco Bell bathroom!"

by paperdog January 9, 2010

shipper

relationshipper; One who believes there is, was, should, and could be a relationship between 2 characters in a certain fandom.

Daria: Daria+Trent and/or Daria+Tom
Harry Potter: Draco+Harry *dude, I'm not kidding*
SpongeBob: SpongeBob+Patrick *still not kidding*
Friends= Rachel+Ross
Star Trek= Kirk+Spock *you know...*

by Gwen Stefani Grrl September 22, 2003