stems and seeds

Deliberate lack of something, be it information, goods or consideration. Usually a withholding as part of a deception.

"Come on, Johnny. I asked you for some information, and all you're giving me are stems and seeds."

by Hashim R. Hathaway February 2, 2008

STEMtard

A STEMtard is when someone who is fluent in the areas of STEM but is otherwise unintelligent in everything else.

Hey do your remember that STEMtard Johnson? Yeah I hate that guy

by MegaMonkeyMoney March 6, 2021

steming

The act of panhandling or begging for money.

A homeless person is steming for a fix.

by DukeOfNewEngland April 20, 2010

Stemmie

Someone whose intellectual capacity is limited to brain stem functions. Usually results in very short-sighted and selfish decisions.

"I feel bad for Bob, his life is one problem after another"

"Face it, he is a stemmie. He could not make a good decision to save his life."

by jfburke619 October 10, 2012

Stemmy

Someone with a long neck and a big head.

Look Robby, Salvadore is a big stemmy. He belongs in the Stemmy Corner.

by Choital October 20, 2008

Stemmer

One who is recently unshaven - possibly destitute and/or homeless - with the bristles of a beard being referred to as "stems". Colloquially common to the Atlantic maritime region of Canada.

Jeez Frankie, will ya shave? Ya look like an old stemmer!

by Weenis isn't September 20, 2018

STEMlord

From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.

"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."

by nopeidontneedanameok December 6, 2015