d e standar

"d e standar" is a term used whenever you do something sick while playing a game, and instead of overreacting you play it cool because it's the standard. It derives from the Norwegian sentence "Det er standarden" translating to "It's the standard" in english.

d e standar is a Steam group with "d e standar" useable as a clan tag in CS:GO.

Person 1: "Holy shit Chris! Was that an ace???"

Person 2: "Yeah, but d e standar."

Person 1: "d e standar."

by eNdwe December 7, 2021

standard american toilet

Its a standard american toilet. Thats all.

Guy: What toilet should i get.
A STANDARD AMERICAN TOILET!

by standard american toilet November 2, 2017

the montpellier standard

A lowered expectation of male attractiveness causing you to find normally substandard specimens reasonably good looking. Usually applies when in a city with an abnormally low percentage of attractive males. A dangerous phenomenon that can result in poor decision making, such as sleeping with street magicians you meet in Monoprix. Also known as "the Mulhouse standard"

The teller at the bank today was kinda cute

Yeah, but remember, we're judging by the Montpellier standard

by icanhaz March 31, 2010

Standard Issue Midget Face

Or “SIMF” for short. Most dwarves have the same face. When you see a “SIMF” you just know that look. It’s a very standard look amongst little people, with distinct features including a large head and prominent forehead. A non-dwarf or little person can also have a standard issue midget face, in fact, this is a great way to define people that look like little people but are not suffering from achondroplasia.

Tara definitely has standard issue midget face. You can totally see it in her large prominent forehead.

by Adelemoney March 31, 2020

Standard Uniform

Outfit containing a straight brim hat and a white tall tee. The straight brim jawn usually still has the sticker intact and the tall tee can also be known as an oversized white. This uniform is usually seen in urban areas, rocked by minorities. Also can contain a large fake chain to really complete the uniform.

"His Braves straight brim jawn compliments his oversized white in that standard uniform"

by GShob20 January 2, 2009

Bols' Standard

A standard of quality which if something goes below it, it will literally make you puke.

See Bols

Man, that movie was so bad, it was below even Bols' Standards!

by Public Masturbator October 24, 2010

gold standard

The gold standard is a monetary system in which a region's common media of exchange are paper notes that are normally freely convertible into pre-set, fixed quantities of gold. Currently there are no governments that use the gold standard however, the United States used to use the gold standard before the Federal Reserve System who is a cartel took over secretly on a island off of the state of Georgia. Ever since the gold standard was taken over in 1913 by the FED, the value of money went down and the cost of living went up. The paper money we use today is called fiat.

The United States can only get out of it's 10 trillion dollar debt by getting rid of the Federal Reserve System and going back to the gold standard where ther is no inflation.

by JDino January 10, 2009