Keith: Hey man did you see whole stole my car?
Tim: Looked like a couple ofSquirrels to me
Keith: Woah dude don't say that out loud! You might get cancelled.
"My pet cat is a - wait...no...just no"
"You idiot. You cant even make a definition for a word...go die in a hole.
"My pet cat is a squirrel."
"SHUT THE F*** UP"
Evil wizards in disguise trying to take over the world
Don't let them fool you with they're adorableness, their disguises are created from the corpses of innocent animals. If you see one, murder it immediately.
person 1: ''HEY look a squirrel :D''
person 2: ''WHERE?''
person 1: ''THERE, look how adorable he is :DD''
person 1: NO WHAT ARE U DOINg STOP IT''
A goofy person. Kinda mentally not ok, but who cares? They're a joy to be around, can be hyper, or like lowkey chill flirty kinda shit. Squirrels are a joy to be around, caring, and just full of love in their hearts. Find yourself a squirrel.
Person 1: I heard their name is squirrel.
Person 2: I heard it was just a nickname.
Person 1: eh, who cares. They're cool.