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Spiritually in you

When although your penis isn’t actually inside someone you align your chakras and make it happen spiritually, imagining that your shlong is inside someone
Usually telling someone to annoy them
Zachariah: Shut up fatass
Jeremiah: Zachariah it’s spiritually in you right now
Zachariah: What the hell

Jeremiah: You’re spiritually pushing back on it rn
by The brisket gang June 21, 2024
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Spiritually

The Belief that the Spirit can be contained, immortalized & saved...
Spiritually you must prove yourself to the Supernatural in many ways, then the Higher Doctrine & the Immortals will trust you if you are within the category of the caring spirit...
by HaloTheHalo August 11, 2024
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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Spiritual Psychosis

Spiritual psychosis is not an official medical term, however for deeper reference, it was studied by Carl Gustav Jung.

Spiritual psychosis can be a result of

(1) not pursuing psychic abilities and then learning to control and maintain them (Jung, chapters on hysteria Psychiatric Studies)

(2) being cursed by a sophisticated magician, alchemist, witch doctor, oracle of Satan’s reign etc… and then experiencing psychosis as defined by the Diagnostic Statistical Manual published by the American Psychiatric Association

(3) Experiencing a situation similar to that of Needy from ‘Jennifer’s Body’ or Rosemary from ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ mental and emotional bewitchment causing severe traumatic internal and external responses
Guy 1: That movie was all about spiritual psychosis.

Guy 2: Do you really believe in that stuff?

Guy 3: I surely do my girlfriend’s been assuming that I’m cheating on her. She had this crazy talk saying she saw a doppelgänger couple of us fighting in the presence of another girl.

Guy 1: Your girlfriend is a nut job.

Guy 2: Does she take any medication for that?

Guy 3: Stop being a—holes. I’m Catholic. I believe her.

Guy 2: I look forward to the wedding.

Guy 1: You’re both the nutty bunch.
by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024
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Spirituality of a Dixie Cup

Someone in a classic Narcissist phase so hard they do not notice anything else around them.
Said person is so self absorbant that they have the "spirituality of a dixie cup".
by R2CUL8_1 December 5, 2021
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Spiritual swap

The act in which there are two twin girls. The male has sex with one twin in a dark room and can't see her face. The other twin pops in the room and they swap places. The other twin gets fake jizz all over her pussy. The guy wakes up the next morning sees that he came in two girls. Then realizes they were using fake jizz and didn't realize he was having sex with twins. Since he was intoxicated.
Damn, I thought I was seeing double with twins but they both just did the spiritual swap.
by Ffffffffreak June 29, 2021
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Toxic spirituality

Someone using spiritual beliefs as an excuse to be toxic
Them: I'm sorry I'm acting this way but Mercury is in retrograde and I probably won't be better until the next phase....
Me: don't use the toxic spirituality as an excuse for your shit choices this week.
by Luna710 June 30, 2021
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