Brainy Smurf

When that one person has to but into a conversation and interjects their know it all mentality, pissing off the other members of the conversation.

Damn, Angelica is such a Brainy Smurf! No one gives a fuck what her opinion is.

by Cool James and Black Teacher October 31, 2016

Papa Smurf

when a cuck sends you a dick pick and you color it blue to pass around.

that one douche from twitch sent me a photo, so now he's a Papa Smurf

by MooPigRiot May 6, 2017

donavin smurf boi

the hottest boyo on the block. you know he coming when you smell blooberries. yes bitch, you know it’s his hair

damn donavin smurf boi is pretty foine :)

by sksksksk thot January 6, 2019

The Smurf Kiss

When taking a shit in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and the blue water splashes back up to your ass.

Gavin was oddly aroused by the cool sensation of the Smurf Kiss after sweating one out in the hot porta-shitter.

by ReconFreak May 23, 2022

Smurf 'd up

Under the influenced of any thing that can fuck you up.

Damn last night at that party I was so Smurf 'd up.

by Jakeybbitch May 19, 2009

smurf off

to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.

"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"

by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

Skurrrrrr

Audible swag.

Gettin' icy? *Skurrrrrr*

by TheBigNasty69 October 14, 2011