Smocking

When you're too lazy to proofread or too dumb to accept you've written it wrong.

Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun.

Two things are bad for your health: Smocking and covfefe.

by ThatGuyOnUrbanDic December 10, 2018

Smooch

Gender-neutral term for the person you're dating.

"my smooch and i are making ice cream sundaes tonight and watching adventure time in bed"
"How's you and your smooch doing?"

by gender avenger January 5, 2014

smock

a combination of the words "cock" and smoke" resulting in a verb in reference to the glorious act

"That one whore from Early American History smocks a mean dick!"

by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005

smoocher

To copy off of someone else; take their ideas

That smoocher copied off of my test.

by Christie LURR October 29, 2007

Smock

smock-ing, smock-ed

1. v. The act of ejaculating
2. v. Furiously dry-humping an unexpected or unwilling individual. See smock-time

3. v. Two European men kissing each other on the cheek in greeting

1. "I smocked your sister in the face." or "When i saw your mom i smocked myself."
2. "I just got smocked." or "I smocked you so hard you cried."

3. "European guys look gay when they smock."

by troxnor September 12, 2009

smooches

a big wet sloppy kiss on the face

aunt milly gave big wet smooches to her nephue and squeezed his cheeks

by miss marilyn darling April 11, 2009

smocha

n. The act of going out for coffee and smoking up.
adj. a coffee drinking marijuana smoker.

Ashley and I went out for a smocha at starbucks and my newly rolled blunt.

by Jack Silver April 8, 2008