sloodge

A massive cock that is inserted into a plastic bag

Suck my sloodge

by Geegee123456789 August 9, 2016

scoovie

A penis.

I got a huge scoovie.

by DeputyDerpy January 17, 2017

sloobie oobie

When your cold but the blanket doesn't help cause the thing that is cold is your soul.

"Man it is so cold in here do you have a blanket."
"You don't need a blanket you need help."
"True I guess it's a sloobie oobie

by Litterbox September 30, 2017

Sloop

The mixture of semen and 💩 poop.

You will be introduced to sloop during a felching. Randy and Billy dedicated their whole morning making sloop for the fall felching festival.

by A-Pdiddy™ February 5, 2019

SLOOSHING TIME

a phrase said by a certain man whenever he does something, it doesn't have to be specific, you'll know its slooshing time when its slooshing time.

guy: holy shit look at what slooshi's doing!!

slooshi: "ITS SLOOSHING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 4, 2023

Poof Sloop

Any boat piloted by a homosexual. Particularly when they meet in large groups of boats for the annual "Fagatta."

There goes another poof sloop. Hope they have a gay old time!

by wifflebird April 23, 2008

Uber Sloop

A finely crafted sail boat with the properties of AWESOME.

Unlike its more boring predecessor, the simple Sloop, the Uber Sloop is designed for total Awesome.

It's uses are:

Sailing in Uber water, where normal Sloops dare not sail.

Maintains awesome at all times.

Inspires awesome.

Can be used to fire Awesome Lazer.

All who board are considered Awesome for the remnants of all time.
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Only the Best receive a Uber Sloop, acquired only through God.

Or selling your soul to satan (purposely spelled without a capital S), which i don't recommend.

It's that Good.

I among few, have received a Uber Sloop.

God has bestowed upon thee, THY UBER SLOOP.

by Ages August 6, 2008