Shrek 

A Person that is the shade of green.

Lionel Wagner

Shrek by Lionel Wagner May 1, 2003

Shrek 

a fucking donkey fucking Irish fat ass fuck who wants to know why the fuck you decided that his swamp was a place to enter.

its hip to fuck bees. you fucking shrek cunt.

Shrek by Fuck_shit_face July 22, 2016

Shrek 

An ugly girl that has dip dyed her hair brown, and thinks she has friends....she thinks that she is beautiful....she smells like onions, and talks like a hippo

"Ewwwww, I can smell shrek"

Shrek by Shrek4ever July 13, 2014

shrek 

shrek is a fat ogre that used to work at a uama ny manhaatan and now that has been traped in turkey. also known as adolf hitler, and oil.

work at ny manhattan at uama shrek.

shrek by fat 11 November 8, 2017

Shrek 

A big green piece of shit that kids think is adorable but kids older than 4 use it as a sexual comment

Get shreked In the ass

Shrek by NateDavidson420 February 13, 2019

Shrek 

An ugly ogre-like monster. Known to live in swamps and eat toe-jam.

Shrek - Marisa Dickey

Shrek by Nip ples November 18, 2011

shrek 

a gigantic blonde girl who attends Key West High School and is utterly grotesque. She somehow has mangaged to date an ok looking male, which has left scientists who also attend utterly stupified for many weeks. If you or anyone you know has any information or ideas about how this has come about please contact me. Thanx ^^ :)

From the Words of a very intelligent individual: Very simple... Men can only think with one brain at a time... He was thinking with the lower head. :)

Holy shit! Look! It's SHREK everyone! ITS SHREK!! >>.... Wheres the donkey?

Little girl: Looook mommy! LOOOOK!!! *points*

shrek by Yer Ass February 28, 2005