twerk session

The event in which some friends and you would move your bottom to a specific genre of music

When you come over we're having a twerk session

by grammarqueen95 July 5, 2014

study session

When a young lady pretends to study with a man but really uses his penis as a toothbrush.

I had a "study sessions" with Patches last night!

by Patches McPatches July 20, 2011

Saturated session

When there's not enough pot or hash to go around in a session with too many people, and as a result the session is wasted with no one getting high.
This situation usually occurs because of uninvited fiends who were not part of the equation to begin with.

Stoner Guy: Hey, let's smoke up this shit. It's just enough to make one jay for both of us.
Stoner Dude: Okay... oh shit, don't look now but here comes a fiend.
Fiend: Hey, are you guys rolling up? Awesome, I wanna have some.
Stoner Guy and Dude: Great, another saturated session. Bummer.

by Jerkmeister March 14, 2009

fat grub session

The act of gorging oneself, usually associated with the use of illegal narcotics.

Mark had a fat grub session at taco bell.

by Nick07 October 11, 2005

session

To practice breakdancing.

Hey, let's go to Dorian's house and session!

by zzzzxyz January 10, 2009

Claim Session

A casual event in which a single person or group discuss all the rad shit they just did in the presence of a non-participant to make the non-participant feel inferior. The session can be started by a direct claim or for a smoother delivery, non essential details can be added when answering a question to seamlessly start a claim session. (Truth behind claimed events is irrelevant. Exaggerating is encouraged.)

(in the middle of a group of people)
Pedestrian: Hey bro how is the bowl skiing this morning?
G: I wouldn’t know, I just got done skiing central chute. Shit was tits deep with a manditory 40 footer at the bottom.
Suge: You stomped that shit G. Was that a 5 at the bottom?
G: Backside 9 bro.......... (Claim session begins at pedestrians expense)

by CLaiming June 18, 2011

session

probably the sickest verb ever invented, for skiers snowboarders, skaters and anyone really. it means, to take part in, have some (of) or to just use something

dude lets go session that rail

yo can i session some of that sandwich?

hey can i session some of your coke slurpee?

yo let me session some of that!

by parker Roe January 19, 2006