National Service

a system either requiring or offering incentives to encourage enlistment in the armed forces, during which time the armed forces institution does not inquire as to the sexual orientation of the enlistee and if it is revealed that said enlistee is homosexual they are discharged.

any policy removing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" would decrease the number of persons serving in the armed forces, or national service as a whole.

by capetandylan December 01, 2006

bottle service

When you go down on a club owner in order to get bottle service.

We really wanted a table at the club luckily Jane got us bottle service.

by RtRev August 30, 2006

lip service

oral sex

In that porn scene, They gave Each Other lip service ... twice.

by xuinkrbin. September 22, 2012

Fan Service

A rather disturbing phenomenon that seems to originate in the Japanese and the Korean media primarily, where two people act intimate towards each other for the media. Mostly men of the same boy bands etc, fan service could include touching, holding hands or giving an impression to the fans that they is something more going on.

Fan 1: Did you see the Korean boy band DBSK's performance yesterday?
Fan 2: the Yunjae fan service was nice*blushes*
Fan 1: fanservice?
Fan 2: Didn't you see Yunho and Jaejoong holding hands?
Fan 1: yea...

by maraudersgal March 11, 2010

Sunday Service

When a priest either services or is serviced by a young boy (preferably an altar boy) on the Sabbath. As the Sabbath is a holy day the priest will feel religious guilt for engaging in these activities so will attempt to assuage these unpleasant feelings by reciting the Lord’s Prayer until climax.

Altar Boy #1 – Is that Father Smith reciting the Lord’s Prayer in the vestry?

Altar Boy #2 – Yeah after a hard morning at work he’s getting his Sunday Service.

by JPo74400 June 23, 2011

Secret Service

A gentleman's social club of which the members make it their life goal to tantrically masturbate in public.

I stood still for a moment, taking in his suddenly heavy breathing, his movements and the wild look in his eyes. A member of the Secret Service had infiltrated my bathroom

by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

dip service

The service of provide appetizers, snacks or drinks at the start of a social event.

I told her to provide the guests some dip service while they were waiting for me to arrive.

by smjgJsbjgsm December 08, 2018